Where's Baldo

If you're tired of all of the bald-guy jokes, then these Where's Baldo? Hair Growing Mighty Meds joke pills probably will piss you off. But they're pretending like they'll help, and that's half the battle. Not the important half, where the battle's won, but the part where you show up, and then someone makes fun of you. But honestly, if you wanted a balding cure, you'd need an expensive cream, or surgery, or other stuff. You're here for a joke, something funny to show you've got a sense of humor about your follicular inferiority, or at least to mock someone else's. And sure, your head looks like a penis. But at least you don't have to worry about getting women's (or men's) sexual fluids in your hair. Not because you don't have it, but because everyone knows baldies don't get any*.

*We tease because we love. Seriously. You've got our sympathies. And we hope we get your monies. But in that order. Honestly. Cross my heart and hope to lose my hair.