Drama Queen Pills

There's drama, Drama (nobody's favorite character on Entourage) and then there's DRAMA, and you are the sovereign of all of its forms (though your Turtle is where you really shine), which is why these Drama Queen Mighty Meds joke pills were designed especially for you, including your title on the box, and you'll cut a bitch who says that isn't a direct reference to you. Sure, taking candy pills probably won't make you any less catty, but you wouldn't want that anyway, because despite emotionally scarring most of the important people in your life, you look at that as branding your loyal subjects- it's how they know who their Queen is.